The unintentionally funny things that The Boy Child says are like the #65 bus.
You wait for ages and then two come along at the same time.
Following on his recent comment about slices of mango, I give you a conversation about the British middle distance runner, double gold Olympian Mo Farah.
You said, "Mo Farah is in the Commonwealth Games.
We saw it on Newsround; he said, "See you in Glasgow!"
Mummy asked, "Which distance will he be running?"
You said, "Um. Maybe from the start to the finish?"
Ask a silly question.